Wednesday, November 6, 2013

11-5-13

Just in case you thought you've heard it all, Peg called today at 8:30... wait... I want you all to realize that it is the 5th of the month.  That means that she's gotten her Food Stamps debit card, her Social Security check from her fraudulent, non-existent marriage to her dead, druggie, boyfriend (bless his heart because he was actually a pretty decent guy, hope he's in heaven and happy), her disability check, and her $200 WEEKLY allowance.  OK, back to the story, she calls Jy at 8:30 in the morning to ask him for $200 more dollars.  "What for?", he asks.  "I was bored and sad so I went and did a lot of crack last night.  I owe the dealers $400 dollars, but I think $200 will keep them from killing me.".  
She said she hadn't done drugs in six months.  Jy gave her the $300 dollars that she would be getting for Christmas.  He reinforced that it was her Christmas money, there would not be any more at Christmas.  Also, he told her that the next time she called for drug money, she might as well prepare to get killed, because she wouldn't get any more money to pay drug dealers... ever.